Are jokes
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Memes
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.