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What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Friend: You are joking.

Me: Joking on deez nuts.

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

The orphans all died!!!

Oh wait, no one cares...

Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.