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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht gefickt Hebrew AKA jew language - זיינתי את הכלב שלך. אני אוהב פרוות, זוופיליה לנצח! Mandarian aka ching chong xi jingping i eat dogs language- 我幹了你妹妹,她的精液射到了我的屁股上 French AKA chainsmoking french baguette language- ton frère est gay et je lui ai sucé la bite hier soir Arabic AKA middle east language- أيتها العاهرة، أنا أكره شجاعتك اللعينة Bisaya AKA Phillipnes language- fuck akong kinabuhi dili ko polyglot

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I swear, I can speak all of these languages! Tell me which ones to speak next! Also, subscribe to my YouTube channel! Or die!

Schlampe means "slut" in German

I know that one

Hiii leoo

I'm fine hbu?

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HAHAHAH

Anonymous

I SHIP YOU GUYS

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your in love with wade omg

HAHAHAHA LOL

The Unknown King of Moderation

You. Me. Gas station.

Give me 30 minutes, have to find my condom

Wade

Give me 30 minutes, have to find my condom

Used condom from 1990s

The Unknown King of Moderation

Takade? Wakoyaki?

HAUAHHSAHHAHSBS

The Unknown King of Moderation

Takade? Wakoyaki?

wakoyaki is cool

The Unknown King of Moderation

Must be pretty small if it takes that long to find

I accidentally put live explosives on top of it

The Unknown King of Moderation

Might need to use a magnifying glass

I will shove a magnifying glass up your ass for funsies

Jake is one of my five daddys, and it ain’t gay if it’s with the homies

Also I’m not wearing socks

Leo you're half male

wait actually if my mom and my dad made me then yeah i am but thats weird

Yes u are cuz your dad is male and ur mom is female so that makes you half male

So do I

HAUAHASHAJWJAJW

JAKEE ND WAITT WHERE ARE YOU??

Wade

Oh cool, he’s the oldest user then

No, Conrad is twenty six

Bumping to make sure everyone can see this blatant pedophile scum.

Anonymous

Bumping to make sure everyone can see this blatant pedophile scum.

Yes.