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Schlampe means "slut" in German

I know that one

hello!

Hiii

bro speak korean

hi takoyakiiiii

Hiii leoo

hru

I'm fine hbu?

im okay

js bored

That's good to hear

Me too

ya

what r u doing rn!

Uhmmm just chilling

Waiting for my teacher

oh fun

school starts for me next week im so scared

Yeahh not until she walks in HHAUAHHA

Goodluck

tyyyyy

Yw

bro in my country we have to study for like 15 hours on average every day

school ends for me at like 4 and then i have to study at the library and then attend hagwon

Fuck

ya

:(

Mine 10 hours straight

damn y is it so long

Idk AAAAAA

@language simp where you from

what

I am from the beautiful land of Pensylvania!

Oohh okokok

It's so beautiful! The smell of pollution coarses through my veins!

Lol HAUAHAHA

EWWW! I AM NEVER SPEAKING SQUID GAME LANGUAGE!

bro what

Uhhh

.....

Squid Game Jungkook language is a waste of time!

Don't say that bro it might offend koreans

your probably learning it rn tho

lmao

L

Take a fat L, Monolingual beta male!

I speak 3 languages 💀

@ language simp how old are you?

Same

I am 25

Okokok

omg your so old im 15

Perfect...

Bro wdym by perfect👀👀

what the actual

Sus

leave me alone bro

Age is just a number

NO IT IS NOT

bro what do you want

You.

sorry bro you dont know what i look like im ugly and your 10 years older

Pedo Or Nahh?

How are you feeling today Leo? Is that what you want to be called?

uhhh ya cal me leo im feeling ok

HELP

I have discord. Send me pics :)

fuck off bro

like learn languages

im not sending you shit

Speak Chinese then switch to Japanese and then French in the same sentence

AYO I SAW THAT

I didn’t see that, so ur good

SUS

BROS 25

Oh cool, he’s the oldest user then

Leo I didn't do anything

I'm just an incredibly horny polyglot.

He seems perfectly innocent, he just likes languages

Wanna b horny with me

no

She has a “boyfriend” apparently

were not together anymore lmao

Breaking up with your alt account is kinda crazy

istg

hes not

Who's your ex leo?

a guy

Ooh

What?

were still best friends tho

he thinks hes my alt

Ohh

Btw leo

I talked to you on uwu crew but u didn't respond

oh sorry uwu isnt working for me rn

i need to update my computer lol

I see

Hi leo hi teriyaki chicken

Who's teriyaki?

hallo

you

LMAO

lolllllllll

Hi Jake

Definitely is

Hi wade

Who are you again?

Takoyaki

Doesn’t ring a bell, but sup

How u doin?

:/

its so cold where i live

How cold

Jk

Mediocrely mediocre. But my mood changes every 10 seconds depending on what happens I guess

Medio what?

Mediocre

What's that?

Means like decent, not good not bad, sort of in the middle

like in the negatives (celsius lmao)

Damn

Ooh i see, thanks for dee explanation

Yep

teyeyeyyeyeyeey

As cold as him

whos him lmfao

I am very cold

deez nuts

Someone i know from insta

No

Lol

These testicles?

Yo hot👀

Kidding

bro what

LMAO

The amount of testicular modules currently present.

🚬 🗿

-_-

bro w rizz takoyaki

Can I call you Tako

🫦🫦🫦

Or Taco

(I’m a beaner)

I wish theres a swag emoji

Me?

👉

the funny thing is that im actually not a leo and my username is leosarefire lmao my friend is a leo

HAUHAUAJA

Yeah lol

Harizzment

Leo’s are fire fr

Suree

Nepeta Leijon

dam

Harizz me anytime

Can't wait

ayy what

You. Me. Gas station.

I SHIP YOU GUYS

HAHAHAH

🚢

your in love with wade omg

HAHAHAHA LOL

Give me 30 minutes, have to find my condom

Takade? Wakoyaki?

Used condom from 1990s

Must be pretty small if it takes that long to find

HAUAHHSAHHAHSBS

Might need to use a magnifying glass

wakoyaki is cool

I accidentally put live explosives on top of it

dam

Oh damn yeah no pressure then bro

I will shove a magnifying glass up your ass for funsies

wade your zesty

Jake is one of my five daddys, and it ain’t gay if it’s with the homies

Also I’m not wearing socks

so

Leo you're half male

no i am not

wait actually if my mom and my dad made me then yeah i am but thats weird

Yes u are cuz your dad is male and ur mom is female so that makes you half male

So do I

oh dam

HAUAHASHAJWJAJW

ya

where is everyone

Gone

JAKEE ND WAITT WHERE ARE YOU??

*WADE

fr where is everybody

Damn

gyat

jk jk jk

LMAO

No, Conrad is twenty six

Bumping to make sure everyone can see this blatant pedophile scum.

Yes.