Arab jokes

Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?

One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.

USS Liberty. Never forget.

It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.

Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?

Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.