When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
