Dish Washer jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Where do you buy a dishwasher?

Hot singles in your area.

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"