Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.