Appearance jokes

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.