Appearance jokes

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.