Appearance jokes

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.