Appearance

Appearance Jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.