Appearance jokes
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!