My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
KimJongUn thicc af
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
me: "you wanna see my dad" some kid: "yeah?" me: "close your eyes and he will appear" some kid: "he ain't appearing" me: "sorry i thought he would appear for you. he won't appear for me" *the kid laughs"
moral: not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on 🙃
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
