Appearance

Appearance Jokes

Hair

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Hairline

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Fat

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Ugliness

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Wife

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.