Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Appearance Jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
