Appearance jokes

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.