Appearance jokes

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.