Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?