Appearance jokes

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.