Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.