Appearance jokes
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
My sis a fat cow.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.