Appearance jokes
You have more chin than brain cells!
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
You're so hot!
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!