Appearance jokes
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
I'll put white in your smile.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?