Appearance jokes
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.