What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Cardi B has very long nails.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
