Appearance jokes

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.