Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Appearance Jokes
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
