Appearance jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.