Appearance jokes

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

You look like a cat.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.