Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I'll put white in your smile.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
