Appearance jokes
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.