I am deciding to do songs on this app... so ama type songs. If u want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
I got jealous when my phone died
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
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What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
