Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
I got jealous when my phone died
Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.
*your a real best Gwen*
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
