App jokes
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
I got jealous when my phone died.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.