"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
