ANS jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.