ANS jokes
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.