ANS jokes
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.