ANS jokes
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Memes
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.