ANS jokes
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!