ANS jokes

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

Student: Ok!!

Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?

Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Name an ant which is very heavy?

Eleph-ant.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!