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Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.