ANS jokes

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

Both their parents were separated.

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  • The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."

    The students said, "Oof, that is sad."

    The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"

    The students said, "Your parents."

    The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.

    SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

    When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

    At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

    'PNEIS'

    and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

    Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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  • Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

    Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

    You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

    What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

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  • Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

    Also me: Are you okay?

    Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

    Me: Because you have no family.