ANS jokes
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"