ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?