ANS jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.