ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
UHH, DADDY!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.