ANS jokes
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.