ANS jokes
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
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