ANS jokes

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

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  • I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

    My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

    Why is it bad to high five an emo?

    They will leave themselves hanging.

    A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

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  • Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

    I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

    ...so I threw a dictionary at him.

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  • Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    A: One of them gets picked.

    What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

    One you cut into 2 with a knife.

    And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

    How do you get an orphan sad?

    You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.