ANS jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.