ANS jokes
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?