ANS jokes
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!