ANS jokes

Infant

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You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Mood

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I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Orphan

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I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Orphan

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My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Emo

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Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Cock

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A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Abortion

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Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Dictionary

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I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.