ANS jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼