ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."