ANS jokes
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.