ANS jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.