ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.