ANS jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?