ANS jokes
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!