ANS jokes
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
You're an alcoholic!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"