ANS jokes

Orphan

  • Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

    All they will talk about is how great their family is.

    Child

  • How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

    Depends on who's hanging.

    Orphan

  • Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

    Animal

  • My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

    I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

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  • Butt crack

  • A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

    I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

    Bootylicious lol

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  • Orphan

  • A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

    Orphan

  • Me: You know your parents were very good people.

    Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

    Me: I know, you're an orphan.

    Emo kid

  • What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.