ANS jokes
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.