ANS jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.