ANS jokes
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”