ANS jokes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
You're an alcoholic!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.