ANS jokes
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!