ANS jokes

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.