ANS jokes
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.