ANS jokes

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."