ANS jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!