ANS jokes
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)