ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!