ANS jokes
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.