ANS jokes
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.