ANS jokes
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!