ANS jokes
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.