ANS jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.