ANS jokes
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.