Anorexia jokes

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.