Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.