what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What do you call an alligator detective?? An investi- gator
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
HEY ANIME GIRL I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT JAYDEN IS A BOY AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE SO HAHAHAHAH
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
