And jokes

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.