And jokes
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Memes
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!