And jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.