And jokes

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

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What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!