And jokes

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

Cameron and Pav.

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."