And jokes
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Memes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.